The gymnast calls out, “Hey, hey, I’m not done!” and hurls himself through the air to shatter the tagline on screen. And from there, it’s just pure bonkers, with Mr. Isaac’s voice over trying to play catch up as athlete after athlete goes beyond expectations of what a normal superstar can do..
Not much going on this weekend. Gonna sign up for the Lou Cox Memorial 5k today sometime (/u/trialofmilesoftrials you in right?), where my current 5k PR was set last year. I should also get to meet up with some guys from my high school cross team to run this weekend which should be fun..
There he won 13 English titles, two Champions Leagues and an array of other cups. 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